I had an interesting day today.

Well, I had an interesting day. I called a lady who sells Avon to place an order. The lady answers, I was using my cell phone, did not get her first line, however, I got her second line which was "How can I help you?" I told her I wanted to place an order. She started to laugh. I was wondering WHAT was so funny??? She said, "Are you SURE you want to place an order here? I said, "yes, I do". In between bouts of laughter, she asked, "Do you realize you called MAHER'S FUNERAL HOME? Then, the both of us had a great laugh, I told her I wanted to order a jacket, a nice one that they could probably lay me down in, but NOT today! I could still hear her laughing when I hung up.